Frankenstein

1- Why did you create the monster?
Because I wanted to create life and I wanted to have a friend.

2-Why did it have black lips?
Because when I created the lips, they fell in a glass of black ink.

3-Why did the monster have a white face? How did you do it?
I didn't do anything..

4-Oops!! Sorry.

5-How did you know that ligtning can create life?
I didn't know that. It happened when I was in the toilet.

A survivor's story

Last year I was on a boat called "blue star". I was in the pacific Ocean. My friends and I were on holidays because we had finished secondary school. One morning, suddenly, at about 7:00 am, a strong storm and a ot of lightning damaged some structures of the boat. At that moment, I was in my bed. The rest of the people were in their rooms too,but many people asked what was happening. The next moment, I put on my jeans, my t-shirt and my jacket and spoke to some members of the crew to ask them about the damadge. Fortunately the damage wasn't important to follow the trip.